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*whispers* hey, ladies.
I’VE GOT WOOD.
5 MONTHS LATER AND I’M WONDERING WHY I MADE THIS
It’s like cake, but scary and everywhere
THE TREES BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR MASTER, THE SNOW CAKE, AS HE RISES AFTER CENTURIES OF IMPRISONMENT INSIDE A LAWN TABLE
There will come a time when the trees shall fall and the cake shall rise.
you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here
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i’ll do better
adding this to my “Wow, Patrick Keeps Making Me Cry” list
just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.