May 2013
snorlaxatives:
snorlaxatives:
i wish i could use emoji’s in real life
wait apparently those are called emotions
legolast:
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
extrajordanary:
auniverseofimpossibilities:
i-want-a-rory:
we-must-unite:
cerezsis:
proudtobeahufflepuff:
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t...
slapmytitties:
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
lindsaylohomo:
oh my god so i was at the store today and there was a younger blind guy with his sister or cousin or something and i was walking behind him by a little kid and his mom and the little kid was like “mommy why is he walking with a stick?” and the mom goes “shh..he’s blind sweetie” and the guy turns around and he goes “yeah blind to the haters” and just turns around and starts walking...
penice:
alegbra:
penice:
penice:
my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself
i’m a ghost now
is that a bedsheet on your head
no i’m a ghost
worldfamousprofessor:
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
how-ood:
actually i listen to dadford & daughters
ikolism:
hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
weekendship:
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
sherlockisthenight:
mishacollnis:
look at this gif carefully
he is not even close to the shelf
it wasnt his perfect butt who crashed it
it was his wings
wings
wings (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
GUYS LOOK AT THE MIRROR AT THE TOP HIS FEET ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM THE THING
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
I couldn’t wait so I made a thing.
Watchtwerkwithnarry:
I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
