Kristine (A.k.a. Hippofish or The Fabulous One). Filipina by blood, Canadian, Hong Kong raised. 18. Toronto at UofT. I ❤︎ The Maine, The 1975, All Time Low, Marianas Trench, Arkells, Cassadee Pope, Jessie James Decker, Fall Out Boy, Justin Timberlake, One Night Only, McFly, Hunter Hayes, Lilygreen & Maguire, Beyoncé, Bruno Mars, Parachute, The Script, Ed Sheeran, One Direction.

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Too busy being more fabulous than you

avengers-of-the-impala:

tatiana-knight:

x90dontmesswithme38x:

bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it

this hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.

I have never seen this before, but damn it’s hard to keep from laughing when you’re sitting in a dead silent lecture

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proctalgia:

one time when i was really tired someone told me they had a massive dong and i read “dong” as “duck” and i asked how big it was so they sent me a picture and boy was i in for a rude awakening

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

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graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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dutchsheerio:

meow-sheeran:

how does ed manage to look perfect in every single picture that get’s taken of him

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shisnojon:

BREH

shisnojon:

BREH

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alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

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gothpapiuwu:

me:*fails a quiz*

drake: i’m just sayin you could do better

me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*

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