Kristine (A.k.a. Hippofish or The Fabulous One). Filipina by blood, Canadian, Hong Kong raised. 18. Toronto at UofT. I ❤︎ The Maine, The 1975, All Time Low, Marianas Trench, Arkells, Cassadee Pope, Jessie James Decker, Fall Out Boy, Justin Timberlake, One Night Only, McFly, Hunter Hayes, Lilygreen & Maguire, Beyoncé, Bruno Mars, Parachute, The Script, Ed Sheeran, One Direction.

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Too busy being more fabulous than you

lasht-n:

first, ashton took a lil peek through your dash, just to check everything was alright, then they all wanted to have a look, then calum the destroyer comes along and ruins your whole fucking dashboard

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thatfunnyblog:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

thatfunnyblog:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

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verticaliciouss:

doperespect:

same

literally me

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ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

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unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

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pokemon-pals:

SO THEY HAVE HIGHCHAIRS FOR POKEMON THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

pokemon-pals:

SO THEY HAVE HIGHCHAIRS FOR POKEMON THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. 

japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. 

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walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

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officialjohnnybravo:

Back to school outfits

officialjohnnybravo:

Back to school outfits

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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

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