Kristinano (The Hippofish) Says...

katara:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

i want to die 

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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dumpsterfetus:

if i ever work at a place that sells lottery tickets i’m gonna flirt with everyone who buys them cuz i ain’t missing out when they finally win

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ohshititsgreg:

2007ad:

what do newborn babies smell like 

Their moms vagina

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i am safe and ready for the sex

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ryolis:

lets take this to the bedroom

i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

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laugh-addict:

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toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

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dalf:

tastefullyoffensive:

Dogs from this year’s Creative Dog Grooming Competition in Hershey, Pennsylvania [telegraph/via]

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